The Ass Kissers

My friend Janice has noticed a trend among a few of the guys she has recently hooked up with.

They love to kiss her ass. And I don't mean by flattering or complimenting her. They literally enjoy kissing her bum.

The first of the ass kissers was also a beggar. Poor Janice ended up stuck in the same bed as him after a house party, where he begged and pleaded for her to hook up with him. Having very little physical attraction to him and having lost her buzz long before, she refused. He continued to plead and she finally figured she'd make out with him since there'd be no harm done. He begged to touch her more so she allowed him to give her a massage. At some point in the evening, he kissed her ass. So, surprised Janice asked "Did you just kiss my ass?" and laughed at the thought.

Oddly enough, this house party boy is an apparent trendsetter. Following the first one, two more guys have kissed Janice's ass mid-hookup. And she asks the same question each time, followed by a laugh because the idea of a literal ass kissing seems so absurd. But alas, perhaps this is irony? Or does her ass just have a new following? She's thankful she's kept in shape. And wonders if the next guy who comes in contact with her ass will kiss it as well.