The Prude Guy

Filomena was recently talking to a guy. He was pretty cute and nice and they had a good time together. He would invite her over to hang out. Filomena wanted to hook up. However, he was satisfied with making out for ten or so minutes and then chatting about life or giggling or (actually) watching a movie for the remainder of the time she stayed there. They went to his fraternity formal together, where they stayed alone in a hotel room. And still, he made no move to second base. What is wrong with this boy?

He is a unique kind of boy, called such since he clearly hasn't made the transition to manhood yet. He isn't one dying to get into a girl's pants. Filomena remarked she's not sure he has male parts, since she never saw or touched them. Is this boy too shy to make a move? Or too nice? It just seems so strange that a guy would fail to make a move on a willing and able party. She would have hooked up with him, had he maybe thought to move his hands below the belt. His loss!